Saturday, March 7, 2009
Saved from Terror
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Dear Hugh Jackman -
Going to argue with me? Hugh, let's look at the facts. This is your wife.
Do you know how hot you are?
Do you know how successful you are?
Do you have a drinking problem?
And then there are the children that you and your wife/mom adopted...Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear about the reproductive issues you had as a couple. Wait, what? You didn't use your fame to talk about that, humanize a touchy subject? Oh, maybe that wasn't why. I know, I know...adopting for the humanitarian route! They are probably from some under priviledged country... Wait, what? They aren't? Normal Austrailian adopted kids?
Wow, Hugh. Wow.
Are you worried at what they'll think?
You know what? I think they'll understand. You seem a cool dad - and you are rich as hell, so you now, that cushions the blow.
So in closing, we all know.
love and kisses - j
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
The Baby Bug
Last week I watched Labyrinth twice.
In the same day.
In a row.
Why am I confessing that? I don't know, I'm pretty sure I should feel a sense of shame with, but I don't. My issue rises from my urge to talk about these movies with others, only to be met with, 'You shouldn't confess this, you should have a some sense of shame from watching that.' But instead, I shake me head thinking they are the oddball in this conversation.
I just look forward to having a good follow up discussion with my three year old upon finishing Follow That Bird.
Friday, February 27, 2009
History Lesson
When the US entered WWII, a peace keeping party was sent to Iceland to request use of their airport as the US needed a non-sinkable place to refuel prior to the European mainland. They had a poster board which they set up, titled 'The US's Need for Iceland's Airport'.
Iceland refused, as they were attempting to remain neutral.
Someone literally flipped the poster board presentation around, to reveal the other side titled, 'The US's Plans to Seize Control of Iceland'.
Iceland reconsidered, and the US was allowed to use the Icelandic airport. Iceland's only stipulation was that no 'negros' were stationed on the island.
FUN WITH HISTORY AND RACISM!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Dear Peanut Butter -
love and kisses - j
Monday, February 23, 2009
Just Don't Make Him Angry
Friday, February 20, 2009
Calendar Kufuffle
I got home and hung it next to our cork board to find that it is set up with a Sunday weekending. I don't know why, but the first block of each week is the Monday of that week. The dates are all correct, but everything is off in my head.
So, at a glance, I am now unable to figure out the date. I have to stare and think about it.
But I'm not taking down my pin up girlies.